Sunday, January 25, 2009

Latte, Shadowfax, Werribee

A fly landed in my pinot. I scooped it out. I was about to start drinking it again when Chantal made a valid point:
"Yeah, it's just a WERRIBEE FLY, I'm sure you'll be fine."
I never finished the glass.

note to non-Melburnians: Werribee is on the west side of Port Phillip Bay, famous for its proximity to sewage treatment facilities, and hence the timeless adage:
"He's in more shit than a Werribee duck!"

1 comment:

  1. Which reminds me of my other favourite 'shit' saying, which I heard last night: 'He's built like a brick shithouse'!

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